When you are cabin crew for long enough

If you have been flying for a while, these are probably some of the things you will do….

• You can eat a 4 course meal standing at the kitchen counter even when home
• At the grocery store, you start looking for a crew line
• All your pens have different hotel names on it.
• You never unpack your luggage completely
• You can tell from a distance if a piece of luggage will fit in the overhead bin
• You care about local news of  a city far away from home
• You know at least 10 uses for air sickness bags
• You can recognize pilots by the backs of their heads, not by their faces
• You understand and use the 24 hour clock
• You own 2 sets of uniform, fat and thin
• You stand at the front door and say " bye bye, thanks and have a nice day " when someone leaves your home
• Your thighs are covered in bruises from armrests and elbows
• You wake up and have to look at the hotel stationery to figure out where you are
• When the doorbell rings, you look at the ceiling
• You refer to cities by their airport codes
• You understands every item on this list

Have fun figuring them out…

cheers